November 2010
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New Character November →
Create a new character and plop it into a reblog or reply. Just make it from scratch.
For example:
Name: Rendall Perouf Age: 19 Description: Rendall is a part of the tech generation, growing up with it and having a vast interest in its functionality. His favorite thing in the world is pirates. So much, in fact, that he thinks that he is one.
In his early adolescence, his father drilled into...
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kjc03 asked: Baby, do you have a loyal sidekick?
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kjc03 asked: Baby, who is your greatest nemesis?
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Bus-banging
Now you can’t get the thought out of your head. Two buses, driving down the street. One glances the other, but the glanced one knew that wasn’t an accident. They embrace each other by banging in the middle of the interstate, causing everyone to be late for work that day.
That’s the goddamn truth, more or less.
Through neverhopeless, I was able to get a very quick invite to...
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Beaches
Get it right, beaches.
Entertain me with funny images.
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K/Z-Metrical Episode 1: Parenting
Dainix Zsigmond: I need to be woken up. This feeling of wanting to sleep for a week is stupid.
Dainix Zsigmond: Wake me up.
KC: Watch something horrific.
KC: Like Jersey Shore.
Dainix Zsigmond: But I'm in class.
Dainix Zsigmond: That would be unsporting.
KC: Hm. Hurt yourself?
KC: Like a slap to the face.
Dainix Zsigmond: Slapping myself would be an eyebrow raiser for the professor.
Dainix Zsigmond: I was thinking a straight up injection of adrenaline.
KC: That works.
Dainix Zsigmond: But I'm not on Obama Care yet. So I don't get it.
KC: You could try heroin.
Dainix Zsigmond: Hm, we do have drug users in my neighborhood.
Dainix Zsigmond: But that's at home.
Dainix Zsigmond: Damnit.
KC: You always need to remember to pack your heroin when you go to school.
KC: Jeez, didn't your mom tell you that?
Dainix Zsigmond: No. She only packed the cocaine.
KC: Jesus. I thought your mom loved you.
Dainix Zsigmond: I thought she did too.
Dainix Zsigmond: I missed her birthday, and called her the next day.
Dainix Zsigmond: I'm not the favorite child anymore.
KC: You never were. She probably packed heroin for your siblings.
KC: But all you got was cocaine.
KC: Man. I'd be angry, if I was you.
Dainix Zsigmond: You be quiet! My mom is a saint! She would never separate us into tiers, especially where I'm at the bottom!
Dainix Zsigmond: She would never do that.
Dainix Zsigmond: ...Right?
Dainix Zsigmond: Right?
KC: Well. I think the cocaine says it all.
KC: I'm sorry.
Dainix Zsigmond: ...She forced me to sniff. Sniff her lies and deceit!
Dainix Zsigmond: I snorted her pity, thinking it was glory.
Dainix Zsigmond: Why, mother?
KC: Maybe... she was trying to make you stronger. Maybe she wanted you to find the heroin yourself, and not have it handed to you.
Dainix Zsigmond: Perhaps you may be right. Her continuing faith within myself led her to believe that I could find stronger drugs for myself.
Dainix Zsigmond: Which, you know, I killed a man for some. So I guess that's cool.
KC: Wow. I guess her parenting worked.
KC: Some day, too, I hope to kill a man for drugs.
KC: It's always been my dream.
Dainix Zsigmond: Well, technically caffeine is a drug.
Dainix Zsigmond: You can still kill for coffee.
Dainix Zsigmond: If you haven't already.
KC: I've come close.
KC: But they got better.
KC: Damn it.
Dainix Zsigmond: Never let feelings get in the way of your habits.
Dainix Zsigmond: Family or not, you need your damn coffee.
KC: You have a point.
Dainix Zsigmond: I'm putting this on Tumblr.
KC: XD Go for it.
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Munch
I’ve began to contemplate the purpose of a butt-muncher. It’s not the consumption of butts that I’m wondering about, it’s the munch factor. Is the munching vigorous or a simple grazing? Is the munching approached like a cow or a cougar? One will never know, but I do know that the last sentence could be very derogatory towards women.
NebrasKon ‘10 is this weekend....
